Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2016

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Voice: Highwayman, the Sheriff's on to us! He totally found the hideout. Man: How could you let this happen, fool? I had a case of Mountain Dew in there made with real sugar! Cobra Carson: Breezy? Rip, it's me. Are you missing a ditzy redhead? Rip Haywire: As a matter of fact, I am! Where are you? Cobra Carson: Somewhere on the old state highway. By a barn and some cows? I'll get back to you! Spur: Why does the dog get shot-gun? Cobra Carson: Well, well, it looks like I've stumbled on a classic villain hideout, and they've got Breezy! Man: You... Cobra Carson: No, you! Man 2: Guard two report... over. All quiet here... Cobra Carson: Over. The things I do for Rip and his new (growl!) thing! Maybe if she didn't have such curly hair. She could get out of her own jams!