Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 31, 2016

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 8 years ago

    The worst one is the latest slang. Oughta be a law.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You exist to be an ornament to your spouse’s life.Because that’s what real partnerships are based upon.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    If I read the scoring explanation before taking the test, do I skew my answers?And does it matter, really, that I am a guy rather than one of your ladies?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Well… when I was a harem girl, I had a perfect score.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member over 8 years ago

    My favorite parts were “unwise drinking,” “use profanity,” and “13 or less.”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    Oh, my head is spinning from trying to answer all those questions! Just let me answer 1 and I’ll be happy.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Your quiz has no bearing on me.So, there!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I keep telling you people, you can not be Happy because,I am Happy.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And yes, I do understand that having a Macy’s Thanksgiving Hello Kitty float in my avatar and using “specter of Grim Death that hangs over all” is a double jeopardy reference and therefore cannot be used against you in a court of law.I just found it amusing.I’m odd that way.(Ask us about our three-hour balloon tours!)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Lilian… please remove THE WORD before they disappear you.

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 8 years ago

    Welcome. It’s great to see someone new at our lame party. I agree with BrassOrchid. You can be zapped for far less than the F word. Better to say flying fig, fruitcake or flugelhorn. Your PRO status may give you a second chance, but it won’t protect you if you’re a repeat offender.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    lilian has made ten comments in two years.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    #21. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?#22. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The next few days proved to be something of a challenge for him. His criminal enterprises began to fall apart, and he met with failure at every turn. Finally, before the week was up, he had been captured by the local police, who were quite surprised he was not the person he had seemed to be at all, and actually had a rather impressive record of actions for which he would now at long last be able to make amends.At this point, since he had quit squeaking and attempting to escape, she lost interest and moved on to other matters.

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