Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 13, 2010

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    Your master is on his way, Porcho. Be patient.

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    kreole  about 14 years ago

    If only the Amish carriage had more horsepower….

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    Hillbillyman  about 14 years ago

    No electric can openers eather Ponch

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    Hang in there, Poncho, some day your prince will come.

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    Yukoneric  about 14 years ago

    And they don’t take their dogs to town, so no one will be kicking you around.

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    davecancer  about 14 years ago

    Poncho needs a family with at least a 20 mule team.

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    Well, he’s never ridden in a car before, so he doesn’t know what he’s missing.

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    twj0729  about 14 years ago

    Saving the best for last, eh Poncho?

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    tastytunes2000  about 14 years ago

    Ya the smell at times would not be so good either.

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    triplecatz  about 14 years ago

    And let us not forget the Amish Puppy mills… poor Blotch.

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    anorok2  about 14 years ago

    I read this somewhere….

    Que: what is “Clop…Clop…Clop..BANG”? Ans: An Amish drive-by shooting.

    Is this bad?

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    gofinsc  about 14 years ago

    WORSE than bad, but you gave it a shot.

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    anorok2  about 14 years ago

    gofinsc…..double groan! ( LOL)

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 14 years ago

    Okay. I’ve not logged-in for such a long time.

    I am just coming to on say that I am ancestrally Amish since my paternal grandfather’s father who left the clan.

    –comixavier

    PS: What a same for Porcho. If he were adopted by the Pennsylvania Germans, I think he would be shunned in one day after all his egotism and antics of which the P.G. would not approve.

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    rubber_wonder_boy  about 14 years ago

    Hey Poncho, you MUST set your standards higher & not settle for whatever comes your way.

    Just think and repeat the following to yourself:

    “I’m not a cheap date. I demand to be treated like royalty when going out (Burger King, Dairy Queen, Jack-in-the-Box, etc.).

    Or in the very least, international fare. (Think IHOP.)

    And let it be known that I do not dole out hugs willy-nilly. A person of my breeding (part pointer, part boxer, part chaser, part lab retriever, part …) will shower my gratitude upon you with licks!

    : P”

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    josephz2va  over 6 years ago

    how do they know about Amish if they are five days old?

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