Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 13, 2010
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Poncho: That's not fair! That family was totally going to adopt me, but they took Blotch instead! Orlando: I think you might be better off. That family was Amish. Poncho: Is that bad? Orlando: Well, no.... but that whole hand-your-head-out-the-window thing is a bit of a letdown for Amish dogs.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Your master is on his way, Porcho. Be patient.
kreole about 14 years ago
If only the Amish carriage had more horsepower….
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
No electric can openers eather Ponch
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Hang in there, Poncho, some day your prince will come.
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
And they don’t take their dogs to town, so no one will be kicking you around.
davecancer about 14 years ago
Poncho needs a family with at least a 20 mule team.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Well, he’s never ridden in a car before, so he doesn’t know what he’s missing.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
Saving the best for last, eh Poncho?
tastytunes2000 about 14 years ago
Ya the smell at times would not be so good either.
triplecatz about 14 years ago
And let us not forget the Amish Puppy mills… poor Blotch.
anorok2 about 14 years ago
I read this somewhere….
Que: what is “Clop…Clop…Clop..BANG”? Ans: An Amish drive-by shooting.
Is this bad?
gofinsc about 14 years ago
WORSE than bad, but you gave it a shot.
anorok2 about 14 years ago
gofinsc…..double groan! ( LOL)
Templo S.U.D. about 14 years ago
Okay. I’ve not logged-in for such a long time.
I am just coming to on say that I am ancestrally Amish since my paternal grandfather’s father who left the clan.
–comixavier
PS: What a same for Porcho. If he were adopted by the Pennsylvania Germans, I think he would be shunned in one day after all his egotism and antics of which the P.G. would not approve.
rubber_wonder_boy about 14 years ago
Hey Poncho, you MUST set your standards higher & not settle for whatever comes your way.
Just think and repeat the following to yourself:
“I’m not a cheap date. I demand to be treated like royalty when going out (Burger King, Dairy Queen, Jack-in-the-Box, etc.).
Or in the very least, international fare. (Think IHOP.)
And let it be known that I do not dole out hugs willy-nilly. A person of my breeding (part pointer, part boxer, part chaser, part lab retriever, part …) will shower my gratitude upon you with licks!
: P”
josephz2va over 6 years ago
how do they know about Amish if they are five days old?