Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 10, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Ah. Dart sabotage.

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    homfencing  over 8 years ago

    For those who hav e never played darts….the “flights” are the guidance fins at the back of the dart.

    Basically…the kid cheated…oopsie!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    These kids are smarter than your average bear. I guess the outcome must depend on a cancelled flight.

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    John C.  over 8 years ago

    The kid has a great future in politics. This may be good, or not so good…

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    Lou  over 8 years ago

    I hope that waterpark isn’t in Kansas.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’d be doing good just to hit the board.

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    rroush Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Love the name of the water park.

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    Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Thank you for the explanations…. Without understanding what a flight was, it just sounded like a really creepy threat that something might happen to their plane.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 8 years ago

    Just as long as they’re not on Delta, everything should be fine.

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    Mark Burgio Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I love how you incorporate body language into your characters to tell the story without a lot of explanation.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Teachers can be fired — after due process, and they’re able to appeal, if they have tenure. Teachers without tenure can be fired much more easily. Different states have different tenure rules. And all teachers are subject to layoffs; again, the junior ones are affected first.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    comicsssfanAround here, they are only fired for sex with pupils. However, “their contract was not renewed” for the following year for almost anything from overlord not liking them to teaching fact rather than what State Board Of Education approved text book says, to teaching them to think.

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    krcaddis  over 8 years ago

    The election (throw) was rigged.

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    scherf9x  over 8 years ago

    Why would he want to go to an historic site about a war they lost?

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    Redkaycei RepocMany British historians claim the proper name should be The Second War for American Independence. After that, there was no longer a question. British won on land (except New Orleans fought after the war ended); US on the sea (which was mostly a series of single ship duels of no significant strategic significance)..Night-Gaunt49There was nothing resembling British involvement. The CSS Alabama and Canada as base for the St. Albans raid were minor as long as Confederate cotton could cross the Rio Grande to supply British mills from Mexico. Besides, India and Egypt were becoming more important sources.

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