"It doesn't do a danged thing. We just got it to keep all the employees on their toes!"
So all the slackers will pick up the pace a little bit, and all the good ones will start sending out their resumes.
Oops, I spilled coffee on the robots mother board.
Aren’t employees called “associates” nowadays?
“Doesn’t do a danged thing.” Neither does anybody else!
just upgrade the operating system to windows 10, the robot will sit in a corner and twitch and whimper.
ApikorosThat’s not PC, it’s a con. One is not an associate unless there is substantial profit-sharing in the paycheck.
August 21, 2015
Farside99 over 8 years ago
So all the slackers will pick up the pace a little bit, and all the good ones will start sending out their resumes.
J Short over 8 years ago
Oops, I spilled coffee on the robots mother board.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Aren’t employees called “associates” nowadays?
xeacons over 8 years ago
“Doesn’t do a danged thing.” Neither does anybody else!
InvertedCow over 8 years ago
just upgrade the operating system to windows 10, the robot will sit in a corner and twitch and whimper.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
ApikorosThat’s not PC, it’s a con. One is not an associate unless there is substantial profit-sharing in the paycheck.