Reminds me of the joke about someone who was at church, listening to a sermon about the Ten Commandments; when the reverend mentioned “Thou shalt not steal,” the man suddenly wondered where his umbrella was, but when the reverend got to “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” the man remembered where he’d left it.
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Hmm, i wonder why he didn’t notice the feeling of having less water on him.
Simon_Jester over 14 years ago
Hmmmm….Mutt must be about to ask him about paying back a loan; that’s when Jeff usually gets these memory lapses.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I have an umbrella bucket. A lot of people leave their umbrellas which is good because most of them end up in the umbrella room at the bus company.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about someone who was at church, listening to a sermon about the Ten Commandments; when the reverend mentioned “Thou shalt not steal,” the man suddenly wondered where his umbrella was, but when the reverend got to “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” the man remembered where he’d left it.
jppjr over 14 years ago
ROFL