Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 04, 2016
Transcript:
The education of Louis What boring dance! Everyone's dancing, even Myron! what do I do? I look really stupid here! Mom's not picking us up for another hour and a half! Maybe if I act casual like everything is cool, Im happy to be standing here, If you tie your shows really slowly it can take almost two minutes! I know! and she totally thinks its okay! I know! Louis: 81 more minutes. Louis: i wonder if I tied my shoes again, whether anyone would notice Id just tied them. Boy: Louis! Did you hear that las song?! It was so stupid! Louis: wait myron! are you going back out to dance again? Myron: Sure! Hey, IM dancing near Alison and Julia! come on out! Um, no difference, but someone got to tell you: You're dancing kind of dorky. Myron: Oh. Louis: are you going back out? Moon Nah. Louis: wanna see if we can get all the toilets in the boys room to flush at the same time? Myron: Okay LouisL 78 more minutes
carlosrivers over 8 years ago
i’m the worlds worst dancer, but, it’s kinda fun, and i get to see my wife move…
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
The girls don’t care if you dance dorky, as long as you dance. That was one factor in getting asked to seven proms in high school.
Kip W over 8 years ago
Don’t be a Dinkle, Louis.
rwpikul over 8 years ago
1) Because some schools make dances official school activities and attendance is mandatory.
2) Because the parents found out about the dance and being bored out of his gourd at the dance was preferable to ongoing nagging to go.
jpozenel over 8 years ago
Seems to be contagious…
byobg over 8 years ago
I’m reluctantly going to have to sue Ruben for plagiarizing my entire adolescence with this “Louis Maltby” character, once I figure out how he got access to memories I’ve been repressing for decades.