Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2016
Transcript:
I lost my job today. I accidentally knocked a row of porta potties over... And unfortunately the foreman was in one. Uuuuhhhh... It's not what you think... The porta potties were new... Totally clean. No human waste products were involved in the foreman was only in there washing his hands. Well gee... Why didn't the guy cut you some slack?... Turns out the guys seriously allergic to ty-d-bol and urinal cakes.
pearlsbs about 8 years ago
A porta-potty with hand washing facilities? I have never seen that.Maybe some have hand sanitizer in them now. It’s been a long time since I have used one.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
I hope he didn’t hurt the tiny man in the little rowboat!
Pearls…. As a veteran of Renaissance faires and long-time volunteer at outdoor events, I’ve used plenty of Porta-Potties.
Usually there are hand washing stations outside, with soap dispensers and paper towels, and foot pumps to dispense water over tiny sinks.
There are some with those facilities inside, too… but they’re way bigger than what Monty knocked over…a whole small room.
At large festivals there are often self contained men’s and women’s “honey trucks,” with three or four stalls, and several “sinks” inside them.
OTOH, this is a comic strip….and Jim Meddick has an up-to-date, valid cartoonic license.
FassEddie about 8 years ago
But they let him keep the hard hat?
Nortley about 8 years ago
The best Port-a-pot scene ever is in Piece of Cake, Derek Robinson. The rest of the book is a good read too.
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Hard hats are cheap,just like Monty.A few more beers,and he’ll be prime to write a c/w song about his experience as a calloused blue collar worker.He already has the rejected by the opposite sex part down pat!
NWdryad about 8 years ago
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Thus endeth our hero’s career in Construction. Not with a bang, but a urinal cake….