Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 15, 2016

How does even try to remember the day the trash collector comes by your neighborhood?

Templo…. beg pardon?

Kyle…. um… it kinda depends on how far it’s gone by the time you get there.

In my neighborhood, the yards are narrow, so the truck stops about every 50 feet…. and I won’t chase it more than a stop or two.It’s only ever cos I forgot some recycling, and it can just wait.

Meanwhile…Tony wants to know…“What’s your sport?”

Bargain hunting at the flea market is pretty much a sporting event around here.

Not “everyday”…more like “once a week Olympics”

Sitting up and taking nourishment count?

Sports pretty much the Basic ones!!! But I am starting to like Rugby!!!

How about shot put, hammer throw and discus throw instead – with a little javelin throw to get rid of old umbrellas, broomsticks etc.?

Unless it’s windy or otherwise stormy, we put our trash and recycle out the previous night…

@Tony“What’s your sport?”

Girl watching! It’s a sport, isn’t it?

My favorite is long jumping to conclusions

Do you have to ask me Tony what my sport is!? Don’t you pay attention to me? :-D PRO FOOTBALL, MAN! And the regular season starts soon! Summer is coming to an end, my favorite time of the year, but at least FOOTBALL makes the fall and winter bearable!

Trash day is Tuesday so can goes out Monday night. Recycle is every other week so I mark the calendar in the kitchen with an R on Tuesdays that are recycle. Do it at the beginning of the year when I’m transferring birthdays from last year’s calendar.