Man: Well, the good news, Mr. Dorfman, is there's only one termite.
Them Xylophages!
… the bad news is that you’re about to lose your roof.
It’s THEM! Well, one of THEM!It’s HIM!
Are you sure its not a Cootie?
Thing that goes ‘crunch’ in the night…
And you’re gonna need a bigger boat, er, spray can of Raid!
TERMIGHT!
Quality over quantity!
No such thing as “One” termite.
“now if you excuse me, I have to go call around for an flamethrower”
I recall commercials a few years ago showing the termites as one giant creature before reducing them to their proper form.
meowlin about 8 years ago
Them Xylophages!
onespiceybbw about 8 years ago
… the bad news is that you’re about to lose your roof.
Bilan about 8 years ago
It’s THEM! Well, one of THEM!It’s HIM!
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
Are you sure its not a Cootie?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
Thing that goes ‘crunch’ in the night…
MtheMomma about 8 years ago
And you’re gonna need a bigger boat, er, spray can of Raid!
J Short about 8 years ago
TERMIGHT!
xeacons about 8 years ago
Quality over quantity!
Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 8 years ago
No such thing as “One” termite.
ars731 about 8 years ago
“now if you excuse me, I have to go call around for an flamethrower”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I recall commercials a few years ago showing the termites as one giant creature before reducing them to their proper form.