The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2016
August 22, 2016
August 24, 2016
Transcript:
The adolescent years were the hardest on the Scissorhands family.
Doctor: Calm down, ma'am. Nose-picking should definitely be discouraged, but it's harmless.
Bilan about 8 years ago
Rubbing your eyes is also a bad way to wake up.
J Short about 8 years ago
Watching porn was really a drag.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
If you pick it, it will never heal.
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
At least it was only his own !
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Sharp, really sharp.
osceola about 8 years ago
Not as hard as they’ve been on Johnny Depp.
Kevin Jordan about 8 years ago
I’m sure his teenage years were really frustrating…
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 8 years ago
I hope he wasn’t cutting off his nose to spite his face.
TIMH about 8 years ago
Every time he scratched his ass he cut a fart.