Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 08, 2016

Now Hobbes has the taste of hair in his mouth.

I wish you had brushed your teeth!

Tigers are fine. But don’t try that with a lion.

So right now, either Hobbes needs to brush his teeth, or Calvin needs to wash his hair. Great strip today.

Only Calvin is allowed to do this!!

Opportunity is everything, but don’t give the big cat any ideas. Show biz can be dangerous. Hobbes could turn into Mantecore!

Take care not to sneeze when eating your toast. Not just from the grossness of spraying food all over the place, but also so you don’t project chunks of toast into your sinuses.

Just an hour ago my purse has been stolen! I’m in bad mood!!

If one of Calvin’s parents walked in right now, what would they see?

I’ve always sneezed extremely loudly. I can’t help it. My two younger sons mock me when they sneeze by making a loud long noise at the end of their sneezes. Kids do the darrndest things.

Oh, the disgrace Hobbes suffers!

Hobbes has quite the jaw muscles.

ummmm. never look a gift tiger in the mouth.

If only Calvin used this:Tigers love to put their incisors in your hair…

Never put your head in a tiger’s mouth: you don’t know where it’s been!

Not atypically, Calvin goes in head first.

Whenever I see somebody yawning I say: “Choo Choo! Here comes the train”

(I don’t really)

xxx

Big whoop, everyone knows stuffed tigers don’t have teeth.

My thoughts exactly, Hobbes!

Sneezy had teamwork to help him when he was about to lose it…

Not to mention poor Dumbo! Oh sorry, I guess I mentioned it…

Anyone else and their head is gone!!!

Hobbes, Calvin always asks you to eat Moe. Why are you eating him instead?