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Actually, The Rump’s detractors (myself included) say that he will stop using actual words, swing from the rafters, and fling his poop at passers-by.
The following is an unpaid political denouncement. .[To the tune of The Lumberjack Song. With all apologies to the Monty Python troupe, who almost certainly would agree.]
I’m an idiot and I don’t carea dingalingand a mo-or-on!A big fat fooland a stupid jerkAnd a man without a brain!.Vote Trumpence a Bag!Because he really wants to be …A LUMBERJACK!!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Actually, he wasn’t.
Steverino Premium Member over 8 years ago
He can’t. The birthers will get him.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 8 years ago
Re-Unification Act of 2017; United Kingdom of British Islands & America? Sorry Georgie, I’ve got to vote for Emperor Norton.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Actually, The Rump’s detractors (myself included) say that he will stop using actual words, swing from the rafters, and fling his poop at passers-by.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
The following is an unpaid political denouncement. .[To the tune of The Lumberjack Song. With all apologies to the Monty Python troupe, who almost certainly would agree.]
I’m an idiot and I don’t carea dingalingand a mo-or-on!A big fat fooland a stupid jerkAnd a man without a brain!.Vote Trumpence a Bag!Because he really wants to be …A LUMBERJACK!!
oranaiche over 8 years ago
Havelock Vetinari for Patri—er, President!
redbaronss over 8 years ago
My husband has been saying this for years! Tick-tock! Tick-Tock!
Better a monarch who thinks he’s a clock than a tool that thinks he’s human.
K M over 8 years ago
Unfortunately, Pab, kings don’t stand election. In fact, most of them can’t stand elections!