Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 14, 2017
November 13, 2017
November 15, 2017
Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king chapt world famous ocean city salt water coffee and and taffy is off the menu! no more tacky t-shirts! corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! sandypants sam's p.c. tees i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the up-graded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud. you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Or, Why I Don’t Go to the Beach in This Country (but do go sometimes when traveling overseas…).