Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 17, 2018
May 16, 2018
May 18, 2018
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants' pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. union of disgruntled former employ bitter? here's what next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. ? worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.
Joliet Jake over 6 years ago
Try as I might, I can’t quite pronounce “sphinctriloquist.”
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Richard must have been traumatized as a child by a County Fair. He rails against them so deliciously!