Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 24, 2018

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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson here's what's left celebrating 10 years of misinformation you waited too long to rent a beach house again. kitsch 'n' sink duck, nc. this vintage charmer sleeps six people. six very careful people, be-cause it's so stuffed with knicknacks that every time you turn around you dislodge a landslide of glass balls, wooden ducks, seashell things, etc, etc. no pets. sea hulk virginia beach, va inspired by the grain elevators of the american midwest, this eye-popping monstrosity dominates much of the virginia coastline. its cathedral ceilings soar oppressively overhead, effectively hiding the fact that the place only sleeps three people. tab frat-reside ocean city, md long a favorite with teh college set for its prox-imity to sleazy bars, this oc classic sleeps 300. ideal for those who don't mind holes blown through walls, undefinable smells and the likelihood of finding a elftover frat boy in an upstairs bedroom. punctured mallard nags head (soundside), nc nature lovers will enjoy this slightly-upgraded former duck blind that comfortably sleeps 10, if you stack. a perfect place to view cooters, skinks, skates, snakes, spiders, skeeters & gnats real real close up!