Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 13, 2018

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richard's poor almanack restaurant closings by richard thompson the following establishments were closed for various health code violations 'n' stuff. greens to go greens to go drive-through salad bar - closed for tire marks on the sneeze guard and brake fluid contamination in the diced radishes. ye peckish varlet medieval feastiary - fully half of the menu offerings (i.e., braised stuffed hippogriff) are mythical. also the serving wench was insufficiently lusty. scrappy sam the scrapplemonger's scrumptious scrapplicious scraptastic scrapple wagon - food surfaces contaminated by scrapple. kim's north korean bistro & juche bar - the sole item on the menu (mandatory dietary foodstuff hot pot) is actual-ly grout, sawdust and an unidentified fissile material. kims