Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 03, 2019
January 02, 2019
January 04, 2019
Transcript:
nature a handy guide have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that i just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant. in fact, nature is full of nasty things, mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes - guy: pee-yoo leaves of three, let it be. guy: everyone knows that. legs of eight, leave the state. makes a sound, don't hang around. thing: phffplpfgh fetid & wet, get upset. guy: agk kind of brown, put it down. seems organic, best to panic. aaaaaaaa
gbars70 over 5 years ago
Richard had a mind as unique as one can possibly own.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Never go outside. Nature wants you dead.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Everything eats something and everything is a food source to something else.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Especially if you live near or visit Chesapeake Bay.
Chris Sherlock over 5 years ago
Got a good laugh out of this one!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
You don’t want to know about Nature. It hates you. Skip all those sappy PBS show designed to lull you into complacency….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
That isn’t Nature, that is early prototypes of biological weapons.
exeyevee Premium Member over 5 years ago
Is that grown-up Petey Otterloop? Nah, probably not. He’d never go outside in the first place.