The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 01, 2016

Just yank!

That’s Disgustapating !

That snot the best way to make your point.(Speaking of points, I see the arrows aimed at me. I’ll be going)

Is his name Moe?Looks like she’s knitting a Moe-nose-hair sweater.

I just hope she washes that throw before she uses it.

I couldn’t fine the record for the longest nose hair but:.Longest nipple hair = 6.69 inches (17cm)Longest ear hair = 7.12 inches (18.1cm)Longest eyebrow = 7.5 inches (19.1cm)

She’s going to knit a GREEN sweater

Longest nose hair competition? Sinus up.

‘Snot right. It’s just ’snot right.

A mo-nare sweater?

I once asked my barber why old men let their eyebrows grow so long. He just shrugged his shoulders. So, does anyone know?

… and until you do, you have to wear this “sweater”.

He’s only a hair away from a divorce.

I wonder how many of those one could sell…