Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 08, 2016

“They speculate now that there was no Big Bang. The Universe may have always been here.”

Now THAT is one theory I can get behind 100%.

Stan may be into something. We already have prickly pear cactus tortillas, and they sell well, specially if you are on a diet. Let you eat 2 times your assigned portions.

As if fish tacos weren’t bad enough….

always been where?

that bookcase looks stronger than many scientific theories I’ve heard

Yeah. I bet Stan’s wife has an idea, and it’s not that they’re gonna be rich. Even now she’s making sure Stan’s life insurance is paid up full.

If the universe is expanding, what’s it expanding into?

@Bruce1253 stretch pants

Actually – broccoli tortillas are a thing. Atkins dieters use them. I’ve tried them. They are tasty.

Oh fer….first it’s butter’ll kill you, eat margarine; then it’s NONONO! butter not margarine; then it’s coffee’ll kill you then it’s NONONO! coffeee is good for you; then it’s absolutely no fat, then it’s NONONO! you need fat! Then it’s “big bank and here’s why we think so” then it’s “just kidding!” Would somebody PLEASE take their yoyos away and give the “they” scientists something USEFUL to do????

Dogday88Those aren’t scientists, they are shills from agribusiness.

@Llywus42earth is flat

matthewzNo, it is round, like a tortilla. :-)

He’s not too far off, I have seen spinach tortillas.