Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 08, 2016
Transcript:
verne: the speculate now that there was no big bang. the universe may have always been there. rj: who's "they"? verne: scientists. rj: how do you know it's not bob in his garage makin' stuff up? Because bob in his garage is making a bookcase for his wife. rj: Bad example. what about stan in his den? stan has thoughts on all kinds of stuff.... broccoli tortillas! write that down, honey! We're gonna be rich!
Rod Gonzalez almost 8 years ago
“They speculate now that there was no Big Bang. The Universe may have always been here.”
Now THAT is one theory I can get behind 100%.
nailer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Stan may be into something. We already have prickly pear cactus tortillas, and they sell well, specially if you are on a diet. Let you eat 2 times your assigned portions.
KenseidenXL almost 8 years ago
As if fish tacos weren’t bad enough….
KEA almost 8 years ago
always been where?
matzam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
that bookcase looks stronger than many scientific theories I’ve heard
bubbareb almost 8 years ago
Yeah. I bet Stan’s wife has an idea, and it’s not that they’re gonna be rich. Even now she’s making sure Stan’s life insurance is paid up full.
Bruce1253 almost 8 years ago
If the universe is expanding, what’s it expanding into?
edstephens74 almost 8 years ago
@Bruce1253 stretch pants
IQTech61 almost 8 years ago
Actually – broccoli tortillas are a thing. Atkins dieters use them. I’ve tried them. They are tasty.
dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh fer….first it’s butter’ll kill you, eat margarine; then it’s NONONO! butter not margarine; then it’s coffee’ll kill you then it’s NONONO! coffeee is good for you; then it’s absolutely no fat, then it’s NONONO! you need fat! Then it’s “big bank and here’s why we think so” then it’s “just kidding!” Would somebody PLEASE take their yoyos away and give the “they” scientists something USEFUL to do????
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
Dogday88Those aren’t scientists, they are shills from agribusiness.
matzam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
@Llywus42earth is flat
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
matthewzNo, it is round, like a tortilla. :-)
Blaize over 1 year ago
He’s not too far off, I have seen spinach tortillas.