Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Thanks for the dance, hon.... how about some champ ale? Narrator: Cobra and Rip have crashed a swanky soiree on a spy mission! Cobra Carson: Ooh! Rip Haywire: Do you know how many waiters I had to knock out to find my tux size? And we're short-staffed as it is~ Man: Madam, the host would like to say hello.... is there a problem with the help? Cobra Carson: Servants... what can you do? Rip Haywire: This tip just earned Mr. Turban there a spit-vodka cocktail! Man: Are you enjoying yourself, Mrs...? Cobra Carson: Miss... Miss Rattlesnake Leno. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are undercover at a posh party! Yowza! Man: Funny... I knew you once as Cobra Carson! Kill her! Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones!? Man 2: Die! Rip Haywire: Have some champagne.... on the house.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Cottonmouth Colbert.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The gigantic pony tail is a good look for Cobra.
ars731 almost 8 years ago
in the future, Cobra love, pick an alias that isn’t snake themed there
AtypicalReader almost 8 years ago
Hehehe…took me a moment to catch the name, “Carson” to “Leno”.
tad1 almost 8 years ago