Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 16, 2016

Why not.

Every fish is coated in philosophy, a member of a religious group and buoyed by spirituality.

What is Phil’s osophy?

Too a certain degree, some get it.

I see those FREE WI-FI signs all over, and I wonder what WI-FI to get locked up in the first place.

But Why-Fi.

But is it really free? Is anything really free?

Over at the Department of Dentistry, they help you fill your blue tooth.

Kant-rol the urge for free stuff.

Fi on goodness, fiFi on goodness, fiEight years of kindness to your neighborMaking sure that the meek are treated wellEight years of philanthropic laborDerry down dellDamn, but it’s hellOh, fi on goodness, fiFi, fi, fiIt’s been depressing all the way (derry down, derry down)And getting glummer every day (derry down, derry down)-Ah, but to burn a little town or slay a dozen menAnything to laugh again-Oh, fi on goodness, fiFi, fi, fi, fi, fi-When I think of the rollicking pleasures that earlier filled my lifeLolly lo, lolly loLike the time I beheaded a man who was beating his naked wife-Lolly lo, lolly lo-I can still hear his widow sayNever moving from where she lay“Tell me what can I do, I beg, sir, of youYour kindness to repay”-Fi on goodness, fiFi on goodness, fi-Lechery and vice have been arrested-Arrested!-Not a maiden is evermore in threatVirgins may wander unmolested-Unmolested!-Lolly lo letGad, it’s a sweatOh, fi on goodness, fiFi, fi, fi, fi, fi-How we roared and brawled in ScotlandNot a law was e’er obeyedAnd when wooing called in ScotlandWe’d grab any passing maidAh, my heart is still in ScotlandWhere the lasses woo the bestOn some bonny hill in ScotlandStroking someone’s bonny…-Fi on Scotland, fiFi on Scotland, fiNo one repents for any sin nowEvery soul is immaculate and trim-Immaculate!-No one is covered with chagrin nowLolly lo limGad, but it’s grimOh, fi on goodness, fiFi, fi, fiThere’s not a folly to deploreDerry down, derry downConfession Sunday is a boreDerry down, derry down-Ah, but to spend a tortured evening staring at the floorGuilty and alive once more-Oh, fi on virtue, fiFi on mercy, fiFi on justiceFi on goodnessFi, fi, fi, fi, fi

oh for gooness sake

Question everything!!

Our ignorance, the primacy of the unconscious universal mind, connects us all.