Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 20, 2010

It must have been killing him.

Must have been a mouldy oldie!

Sad death.

Maybe he died laughing.

Nah, he died from ‘fungi’.

He died by electrocution, he left his joy buzzer on.

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He shattered his humerus and never recovered.

Alas, poor Yorrick! I knew him Horatio. A man of infinite jest.

He should-a avoided “natural causes”.

I hope it was painless & quick.

These puns are dead(ly). That is, they stink!

Who’d have thought that when the comedian he was watching talked about slaying his audience, he meant it literally?

Must’ve been a mushroom.

I think he died because the coffin wouldn’t go away.

At heart a florist, he’s now pushing up daisies.

On the headstone (under his name) it says.. “I TOLD You I Was Sick” !

or,as W.C. Fields headstone proclaims,….

“On The Whole,.. I’d Rather Be In Philadelphia”