Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2016
September 19, 2016
September 21, 2016
Transcript:
I certainly hope Jarvis is taking diligent care of Freddy bear... Oh, whom am I kidding?... Jarvis means well, but the man is essentially incompetent when away from my study guidance and oversight... He probably carelessly tossed Freddy into some dank, dingy corner of his dreadfully squalid servants quarters! Zzz you realize, Dame Dench, if we're spotted like this, there'll be no into the gossip... Hee... Hee.. Zzz
oldpine52 about 8 years ago
Kid, take my word for it, you don’t want your Freddy Bear back!
The Mixer about 8 years ago
I’m sure Jarvis knows that the actress in question should be addressed “Dame Judith” or “Dame Judi” but NOT “Dame Dench.” If she at some point because a countess, baroness, marchioness, viscountess or some other variety of titled personage she might become known as “Lady Dench” but never, never, ever “Dame Dench.” ….Come to think of it, Jarvis calling her “Dame Dench” proves the Young Master was right in writing him off as “essentially incompetent.”
biz.gocomics about 8 years ago
Jarvis has excellent taste in fantasy women!
KTB about 8 years ago
Hm, and I thought Jarvis would be more of a Helen Mirren guy.
I certainly am!
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Now, incompetent Jarvis is making Freddy bisexual! Dame Judi Dench is an appropriate fantasy for him, but I have to go along with KTB that Helen Mirren might be more…umm…suitable.But the main thing is, Freddy is safe! Take heart, Sedgie. You may yet recover your essential sleep companion….
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
@Kipw…Hee…Hee…
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
or maybe that was just MY fantasy.