Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 17, 2016
September 16, 2016
September 18, 2016
Transcript:
Tweet-tweet-tweet! Chirrruuuup! Isn't springtime glorious? Crooooak. ZzzzZzzzZzzz Let's put on our universal animal language translators. Do me! Do me! Do me! Doooooo me! Dooo meee Dome Do me Do me Do
Actually, with birds, it’s, "You looking at me?!! Wanna fight?!! Beat it!! Outta my space!!!.There was an old Far Side cartoon where a scientist invented a dog translator. Turns out they were all barking, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!…”
Most bird calls are either mate, this is my territory, die-die-die and so on.Birds, bats many insects pollinate flowers. Bees came about 50 million years before flowers appeared in the Cretaceous.
Ida No about 8 years ago
Teacups don’t have sex.Humankind is doomed.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
Actually, with birds, it’s, "You looking at me?!! Wanna fight?!! Beat it!! Outta my space!!!.There was an old Far Side cartoon where a scientist invented a dog translator. Turns out they were all barking, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!…”
Stephen Gilberg about 8 years ago
Dr. Tatiana said that one reason to appreciate sex is that without it, birds wouldn’t sing. Also, flowers wouldn’t bloom.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Most bird calls are either mate, this is my territory, die-die-die and so on.Birds, bats many insects pollinate flowers. Bees came about 50 million years before flowers appeared in the Cretaceous.