That’s actually clever! It might actually prevent him from actually doing it because then he will get an A+ in science, then Mom and Dad will go SO ecstatic that they will take him out of school!
Mid 1980’s. Bog standard Australian suburban high school.
Teaching mate had had a big night out.Apparently came home, stripped down.Pants, jocks in one fell swoop.Went to bed.Woke (worse for wear). In a hurry and hangover fog.Fresh jocks. Pants (from night before) straight on.Off to work (school).
Trapped jocks from night before…“Let me free, let me free !”
First class for morning.Year 9 (fifteen year olds, boys and girls)Him sitting on teachers desk, legs swinging in the breeze.“Sir… look !” from one of the guys.Last night’s jockey briefs flapping around at ankle !
Much jocularity (so to speak).
He lasted less than a year at teaching high school.
That only works if you are Quicksilver, Calvin. Then you could save your friends from getting shot by the bullets of police officers and also save a bunch of students from an exploding mansion.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Calvin, ask your Dad; he maybe ok with it.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
She’s ignoring his creativity.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover almost 8 years ago
That’s actually clever! It might actually prevent him from actually doing it because then he will get an A+ in science, then Mom and Dad will go SO ecstatic that they will take him out of school!
iafletch almost 8 years ago
Calvin should be careful…
Mid 1980’s. Bog standard Australian suburban high school.
Teaching mate had had a big night out.Apparently came home, stripped down.Pants, jocks in one fell swoop.Went to bed.Woke (worse for wear). In a hurry and hangover fog.Fresh jocks. Pants (from night before) straight on.Off to work (school).
Trapped jocks from night before…“Let me free, let me free !”
First class for morning.Year 9 (fifteen year olds, boys and girls)Him sitting on teachers desk, legs swinging in the breeze.“Sir… look !” from one of the guys.Last night’s jockey briefs flapping around at ankle !
Much jocularity (so to speak).
He lasted less than a year at teaching high school.
Went on to study Law. (I kid you not.)
Must have a thing for briefs.
(Yes, he really was that stupid.)
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Today’s Monday…maybe I should try Calvin’s idea
jrankin1959 almost 8 years ago
Hold on a second there, Mom – if it makes him want to get up for school…
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
This guy has taken Calvin’s idea and made it practical.
Good find. I got nothing today.
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
That only works if you are Quicksilver, Calvin. Then you could save your friends from getting shot by the bullets of police officers and also save a bunch of students from an exploding mansion.
barb_herb almost 8 years ago
Calvin, it is if I aim WELL! Well is an adverb. Should be used here.
zeexenon almost 8 years ago
Let him do it. Sooner or later he must learn to protect his, er, assets.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
That actually sounds awesome.
xxx
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Mom may not like it, but Dagwood is drawing up the plans as we speak.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 8 years ago
Success may favor the bold, but that’s just crazy!!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Clever premise, spoiled by the lackluster last line.
glowing-steak32 almost 8 years ago
Slide down a pole Ghostbusters style!