They do the breast enlargement genetically. Perhaps if the farmers DID help the chickens beef up their thighs, they’d be strong enough to stand under their own weight. Most factory farm roaster chickens don’t have the strength to stand up for more than a few seconds at a time.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
How about those breast enlargement exercisers?
zero over 14 years ago
There goes lunch again
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Well, they’ll be yummy by harvest time.
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Farmer Bob is evil and sneaky
fishbulb239 over 14 years ago
They do the breast enlargement genetically. Perhaps if the farmers DID help the chickens beef up their thighs, they’d be strong enough to stand under their own weight. Most factory farm roaster chickens don’t have the strength to stand up for more than a few seconds at a time.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
THANK you , thighmaster!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Do these feathers make my butt look big.
scrabblefiend over 14 years ago
these are like the exercise aids that ballet dancers use, to strengthen their thighs so they can dance better.