The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 27, 2016

No more loafing on the couch.

And to think I had half a banana in granola this morning. “Oh the humanity of it!”

Dole out the sympathy.

I bet he was spotted first!

He should have known there was something suspicious about that invitation to come up for some bananas Foster.

The end was tragic. He slipped on his own peel.

I should feel sad for Benny, but this cartoon just makes me hungry.

How can something so rotten and yucky make something so yummy? Aah, those long ago chemistry classes of making banana ester.

The good die young and make good bread.

When it’s time for mine bananas to go, I line their caskets with vanilla wafers.

Looks like this did get enough of a rise out of people to slip in the occasional wit.

In the Banana Universe, do they slice and serve the banana bread after the funeral? It might not be very good if he wasn’t even ripe, but you probably have to eat a slice out of respect.

Which one of these two is the “second banana”?

Wrong. He could’ve SPLIT !

Mmm… Yummy…