Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 18, 2016

Oye Broomie Luv,Don’t let Gaylord spoil the moment,and should you let him,and decide on a goldfish,don’t let Garfield find out about it.

Puppies don’t live for hundreds of years, so they won’t get so wrinkly…..and they won’t gets warts either.

Who carries their own baby picture around with them?!? Or a large mirror? And yeah, most dogs remain cute.

If Broomie is hundreds of years old, what is this baby picture- an engraving?

Cute puppies grow up to be lifelong friends. Sadly, unlike cats, their version of “lifelong” is too short.

My 11 year old Lab/Shepard mix is still cute.Get the dog, Broomie.

but a little doggy does not mean its gonna be so ugly when it grows up..or even a big doggy …

Not fair, Gaylord. No old dog ever got THAT ugly!

Nah, you don’t want a puppy, Broomie. Too frisky, untrained, messy. You want an affectionate, mature dog.Or am I projecting?

This was a sad strip, no like!

Get a shelter dog (or cat)!