Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 30, 2016

Picky, picky, picky.

Now he can use the shirt as a napkin when he’s through eating.

I never order messy food.

The sign said topless bar.

So what was her plan? She let him order the food, now she doesn’t want him to eat it?

The man and the challenge.

There’s always more than one way to solve a problem, just some are more respectable that others!

Solution: eat over the sink. That’s what I do!

notsooldguy

Like the Elaine Boosler line about the restaurant that made singles feel at home – no tables, just rows of sinks around the room.