Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 15, 2016

People still buy stationery?

So I guess he doesn’t get out much.

…while sitting very, very still…

@argythree

Yes, but now it’s mostly printer paper and blank labels.

He looks quite stationary to me – at least at the moment.

Oh, put a stamp on that joke and send it someplace… preferably away from me.

I had someone ask me for Carbon Paper, I work in a hardware store, I had to tell him I don’t even know where to get it anymore.

My wife still writes letters. She has two people she is writing to and they write back.

A stationary salesman must be the opposite of a traveling salesman.

I have a un-opened pack of carbon paper here amongst the clutter….I keep it as a curiosity…Ever try to find a typewriter ribbon?Ever try to find a stationary store?They are a OXY-MORON…..They all moved away!

Yup, pushing the envelope . . .to the letter.

My dentist uses carbon paper…

“Now bite down gently and move your jaw back and forth.”

“Stationary” engineers are responsible for maintenance, testing and operation of all systems in large buildings and facilities.

He pimps what you write!!

He’s a man of letters.