Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2016

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    daleandkristen  about 8 years ago

    Shocking, SHOCKING, I say.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Must be related to King Canute.

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    celestpuls  about 8 years ago

    He’ll make that sun set if it takes all day.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Captain Obvious…

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  about 8 years ago

    Actually, in 12 hours it will be high-tide again. Hart should have said 6 hours.

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    brklnbern  about 8 years ago

    Sure, ha ha.

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    tuhalu  about 8 years ago

    The only way it would take 12 hours for the tide to go out… is if it was already out. It’s ~12hr 25min between low tides. Not sure if that makes it funnier or sadder.

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