Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 01, 2016

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    Flash Gordon  about 8 years ago

    He’s reading a tech manual on measuring the wall thickness of the antimatter return line from the reactor vessel to the antimatter containment vessel. It must maintain a certain minimum thickness or there could be big trouble. And the line must be made of an expensive alloy, not a cheap aluminum pipe. BTW, antimatter is made from soybeans.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Cliff studied under Wally from Dilbert.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s only if you include his two fifteen-minute breaks.

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    What? Me worried ?  about 8 years ago

    Hey ,leave Cliff alone ,it’s not easy pretending to work all the time ! And those donuts don’t eat themselves !

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    Nuliajuk  about 8 years ago

    Let me guess – anyone who works a 30 hour work week is reclassified as “part time” and loses benefits such as dental coverage.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Yeah right. Read up on the working environment in Amazon warehouses. It’s disgusting.

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    brain Les  about 8 years ago

    Cliff and Wally should pool their knowledge and write a book that would sell millions, but then again, this might entail, (pardon the four letter word:) W-O-R-K…..

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    spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member about 8 years ago

    And it’s up-side-down…

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    kate Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Seriously? Is Amazon really doing that? You can’t live on 40 hrs so now they’re cutting it down to 30? Does that cut out all benefits, too?

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