The Doozies by Tom Gammill for October 06, 2016

Da**it all, Alice.

Dill warned you, Alice, but did you listen? I think not.

It would have been better if you could hear the crash.

And it will all be Dill’s fault.

But she really knows how to drive people crazy.

She is female, when do they EVER listen to a male.

My wife drove the van around with a broken spring hanger. She said she told me the van was leaning. I said, when did you tell me?, She said, when you were on the road. They do that just so they can drive the new car and the husband gets the beater.

Either this is a repeat or it’s the second car she’s wrecked.

Love Dill’s expressions! Anyone else think these two are going to be having this same argument in fifteen years with real cars?

That throw-back wheel is a bad sign lol.

Female: slow down, you’re tailgating

Male: Whaa….BAMM!!

There goes the front end of a beautiful new car.________________________________________

Female: move to the right, our exit is next

Male: I know, I got eyes

Female: Yes, hello OnStar, can you give us the directions for…? My husband was not aware that if he missed the exit, the next one is 6 miles out. Thank you

Just sayin…

Yeah, right, Alice knows how to drive a kiddie car.

Watch out for flying wheels and other debris!

Is Alice hurt?

Will Dill do anything about anything?

Does Dill have kiddie car insurance?