Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 17, 2016

This guy is good.

I agree, getting rid of the people would be a Yu-uge improvement.

Totally. Get rid of the people, but save the warthogs. A warthog ruled planet would be great.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

We’re Mostly Harmless.

Oooooo. It’s gonna be a much nicer place. He can get the unicorns back. People ate the last ones.

Yes! The people are the biggest problem!

Don’t panic…

That moon keeps us from rotating too fast.Too much methane and we slide into a Hot House Earth. This guy wants a planet to colonize.

“No, YOU’VE got to go.”