Monty by Jim Meddick for October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Every year, every Halloween party, you do the pirate costume! And it's only because you've got me to set on your shoulder! Quite frankly, I'm sick of it! I'm.. Relax! Ok? I've got a whole new costume this year! Really? A new costume? That's great! That's... I'm gonna be a zombie pirate! Here, you'll have to wear these scary contact lenses...
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
“Shiver me timbers!”
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Hmm, I don’t think zombies,nor pirates wear shades moondog.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Arrrrh! Brains!—Sorry; it just doesn’t have that ring to it, you know? Maybe Pilsner could go as a Bird In A Gilded Cage, if he had a gilded cage and someone to carry it around for him….