Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 04, 2016

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At least your not standing in schmidt up to your chin.

http://mapcarta.com/24629844

Map of Schmidt Creek, British Columbia

Oh Schmidt.

Thanks for the clarification. I always thought it was up Schlitz Creek.

A double paddle in a Canadian canoe? You could try gunwale jumping. Kayaks should have a spare lashed to the deck.