Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Duke: A final word of caution: Only one in 15 of you will actually graduate, but for those of you who make it, the rewards are boundless! As a district sales manager, you'll earn hefty commissions, even as you enjoy the prestige of being the Dr. Whoopee rep for your area! So dream big and never forget the three pillars of Dr. Whoopee's pledge to the public: convenience, safety, and attractive designer colors! Sal: Okay, class, what are the three pillars? Class: Comfort! Safety! Attractive designer colors!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
These guys were probably rejected by Vandalay Industries.
alaskajohn1 about 8 years ago
Did they all go to Trump U?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
1 in 15 sounds too high.
hitman4cookies about 8 years ago
Which came first? Dr Whoopee or Trump U?
motaxyle about 8 years ago
I thought it was Convenience… not Comfort
ladamson1918 about 8 years ago
If I wanted to make an entry into the condom market, I’d make standard size condoms but label the boxes “X-tra Large.”