Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 28, 2010

And as the surgeon said, “That will be enough out of you.”

@Yukoner, until the surgeon opened his wallet.

Operation return-book.

It was suppose to contain a “Suite your self” kit. (pun)

I think you meant, “Suture self.”

Rim shot please.

Replaced with “Brain Surgery for [soon to be] Dummies”!

This is “Banned Book Week,” btw…

Took out the appendix and now he needs someone to ‘spleen it to him.

I can’t stomach these puns….

Medical puns are alimentary, Watson, but some don’t have the guts to post them.

As Jack Benny always used to say, “NOW, CUT THAT OUT!!”

Hey, I heard we don’t need our appendix though. That must make us all extra-organ-ary.