Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will disrupt the predator/prey balance of the Earth’s ecosystem and threaten the planet,
oh, lordy, once of the oldest gags in the book - so we’re raiding your grandfather’s Vaudeville gag book, eh?
I found the same joke, surprisingly, in my grandfather’s hand-written joke book - he used it to break the ice when going in to make a sale - of course, what he sold was cloths from a barrow he pushed from town to town, the joke was in Russian and the date was 1895….
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Of carp that’s the answer.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
But if he’d said “Catch of the day…”
vlechtja almost 14 years ago
Of cod.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
You struck gold fish.
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
Well he got the ‘day’ part right.
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
Sieze the chance to add to daffynishions.
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will disrupt the predator/prey balance of the Earth’s ecosystem and threaten the planet,
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Carpe Ductum: Sieze the tape
Red Green
Dkram almost 14 years ago
Sumpin’ fishy goin’ on here.
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wilorg almost 14 years ago
oh, lordy, once of the oldest gags in the book - so we’re raiding your grandfather’s Vaudeville gag book, eh?
I found the same joke, surprisingly, in my grandfather’s hand-written joke book - he used it to break the ice when going in to make a sale - of course, what he sold was cloths from a barrow he pushed from town to town, the joke was in Russian and the date was 1895….
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Skyler’s just fishing for answers.
ssejhill almost 14 years ago
You stole my line. I’ve been saying that for years!
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
In carp (and other bottom feeders) we trust.
hossblacksilver almost 14 years ago
Skyler’s answer is a load of carp.
Bargrove almost 14 years ago
Carp are not bottom feeders.
But they are terrible to eat because of the bones.
abesnake almost 14 years ago
magnamax Remember Red Green’s motto: Quando Omni, Flunkus Moritati