Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 02, 2010
October 01, 2010
October 03, 2010
Transcript:
sir, his lawyer is here! ah! nothing says "guilty" like lawyering up, son! this won't take a minute! captain: lawyer? man: okay, you're free to go... captain: What the--? captain: Bixby! bixby: ...and we'll gets sam jackson to play you in the movie. man: Really? I always saw hasselhoff...
PlaidWolf almost 14 years ago
Good negotiation technique….give a little (promise of a Famous actor to play you), and get less (Captain Victorious)
Way to go, Bixby!
Kaywest almost 14 years ago
Oh man, that Hasslehoff pilot was absolutely horrid!
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
That’s how he lost the eye: poor negotiating.
PlaidWolf almost 14 years ago
Didnt say the pilot would be any good…..
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Meet Nick Furry, Agent of S.T.A.R.S.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
One of the former Howling Commandos. (Duffy?)
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“I see you as the iron man of Secret Agents and I can get you a hulking big contract, a real giant, man, if those wasps in charge don’t get stingy. Some of them are mighty thor at me for all my tactics. It’s a wonder, man, that I don’t have more problems with them. I’ll tell every entertainment captain, America will never be the same after this movie.”
Get out your pens kids and circle the Avenger while you wait for your lunch!
BakaBard almost 14 years ago
What, not Samuel L Jackson?
cwreenactor almost 14 years ago
LOL!!!! The Hoff??? No one would seriously consider using the Hoff as Nick F, oh excuse me, Nate F. Oh, wait a moment. Maybe that happened in an alternate reality.
wndrwrthg almost 14 years ago
Doctor Toon, good ol’ Knock Furious.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
cw: They already did, in TV Movie premiere. Along with SLJ in IM2. Unless you were being ironic.
DarkHorseSki almost 14 years ago
THIS was a GREAT gag! I saw that other Nick Shield movie a year or so ago… man it is horrible.