Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 21, 2016

There’s nothing like a supportive wife.

I’ve had a moustache almost as long as my wife’s been alive…

(She was 5 when I started growing it…)

Do NOT forget the “AFTA-SHAVE” ,followed by a hint of Old Spice.Now you are ready to rock’n’roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My mustache and beard are always growing; I just choose to shave regularly…

Eew!

“Sparce” ? I would have put “sparse” – but hey ! What do I know ?

Never been a fan of hairy faces, but had to live with hub’s choices and he would grow one, either or both beard and moustache. I just refused to kiss him except a peck when in full bloom! We agreed on that.When he shaved the beard, I had to laugh really, as he looked like Andy Gump, that old comic character..NO chin!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=andy+Gump&rlz=1T4GUEA_enUS702US702&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiRhoqi5LrQAhUQ8mMKHVSBB3AQsAQIOQ&biw=1165&bih=539&dpr=1.15

Skylark

Sounds familiar. My wife and I have an armed truce. I won’t grow a beard and she won’t dye blonde. The only problem is, her hair is getting lighter one hair at a time, and I am going longer between shaves.