The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 26, 2016

The chips are down.

Oh, you “woodent…”

That’s right Jr. It wood not hurt yew to spruce up a bit for supper…And, mom, just let the chips fall where they may…

I tried putting a table on the table, but the boss wanted a presentation without any spreadsheets.

Beaver Fever!

Instead of processed wood they should go organic. The bark has the most nutrients.

Obviously Chippendale wasn’t at work here.

Maple again. I can’t eat another bite of this dam stuff.

Unlike termites, beavers don’t actually eat wood.

Night-Gaunt49

No, but they do eat inner bark, leaves, and shoots – unlike pandas who eat, shoots, and leaves – a book that should be required reading for all who post here.

I’m quaking with laughter over these puns.

Just getting it on the table was an accomplishment.

Those must not be the kind of knives and forks I use.

So, the knife and fork are for …? xD