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No, but they do eat inner bark, leaves, and shoots – unlike pandas who eat, shoots, and leaves – a book that should be required reading for all who post here.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
The chips are down.
BTO over 8 years ago
Oh, you “woodent…”
PICTO over 8 years ago
That’s right Jr. It wood not hurt yew to spruce up a bit for supper…And, mom, just let the chips fall where they may…
jreckard over 8 years ago
I tried putting a table on the table, but the boss wanted a presentation without any spreadsheets.
xeacons over 8 years ago
Beaver Fever!
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Instead of processed wood they should go organic. The bark has the most nutrients.
Helen Ferrieux over 8 years ago
Obviously Chippendale wasn’t at work here.
tsandl over 8 years ago
Maple again. I can’t eat another bite of this dam stuff.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Unlike termites, beavers don’t actually eat wood.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49
No, but they do eat inner bark, leaves, and shoots – unlike pandas who eat, shoots, and leaves – a book that should be required reading for all who post here.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m quaking with laughter over these puns.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just getting it on the table was an accomplishment.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Those must not be the kind of knives and forks I use.
RWill over 8 years ago
So, the knife and fork are for …? xD