Jon: I'm going to write a love letter to Liz. And great love letters always compare the loved ones to something. What could that be? Garfield: Well, duh! Lasagna!
May 14, 2024
Who didn’t see that coming a mile away? Time to noodle another comparison Jon.
Oh yes! Garfields love of food.
Garf, it is not a love letter to Arlene.
Ode to lasagna
Lizagna?
Man… I love Lasagna
Jon can read Garfield’s thoughts.
If you love Liz, compare her to your wardrobe. Colorful wild exciting wide out of style old
The words will come to you.
Ah, your lips like tomato sauce, Your tongue a noodle wet, The ground beef of your belly The Feta of your cellulite.
Easier said than accepted, Garfield.
Hmm? Maybe something having to do with growing up on a farm…
cheeks as white as pasta, cheeks as red as tomato, teeth as green as pesto
“Your satisfaction is our eternal pursuit”
Not bad, oiwroyk. It sure beats “You’ve got hair like a goat’s and you haven’t lost any teeth yet” which was Nabuquduriuzhur’s contribution!
LOL Jon you honestly didn’t see that one coming? oooooh now i’m craving lasagna
roses are red, violets are blue, you’re like lasagna, and i love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3apwRVz2Yk8
just gonna leave this here
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Who didn’t see that coming a mile away? Time to noodle another comparison Jon.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Oh yes! Garfields love of food.
moronbis over 13 years ago
Garf, it is not a love letter to Arlene.
taker48 over 13 years ago
Ode to lasagna
Kamino Neko over 13 years ago
Lizagna?
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Man… I love Lasagna
garfield246 over 13 years ago
Jon can read Garfield’s thoughts.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
If you love Liz, compare her to your wardrobe. Colorful wild exciting wide out of style old
The words will come to you.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Ah, your lips like tomato sauce, Your tongue a noodle wet, The ground beef of your belly The Feta of your cellulite.
Easier said than accepted, Garfield.
Trainwreck_1 over 13 years ago
Hmm? Maybe something having to do with growing up on a farm…
trekkermint over 13 years ago
cheeks as white as pasta, cheeks as red as tomato, teeth as green as pesto
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Your satisfaction is our eternal pursuit”
Not bad, oiwroyk. It sure beats “You’ve got hair like a goat’s and you haven’t lost any teeth yet” which was Nabuquduriuzhur’s contribution!
Trisha_Evenstar over 13 years ago
LOL Jon you honestly didn’t see that one coming? oooooh now i’m craving lasagna
cytos about 10 years ago
roses are red, violets are blue, you’re like lasagna, and i love you
Matthew Prower over 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3apwRVz2Yk8
just gonna leave this here