The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 25, 2016

The gray ticket agent still can’t figure out why he has no passengers.

There’s another line a bit further down for those students returning to class at U.C. Santa Cruz. (If that reference is too vague, try to remember the T-shirt John Travolta wore in “Pulp Fiction”.)

Lines probably move faster than that joint off the GCP

Do the snails have to remove their shells for the TSA and run them through the X-Ray?

What we don’t see is the long line at the gift shop showing all the customers buying postcards… so they can be mailed via ‘snail mail’. Merry Christmas!

The only one I don’t get is “Mollusnow”

After being in line, they leave a line.

Now the snails are worried about who they sit next to…

A rumor has spread about a nervous passenger seen biting his snails.

Thanks for the greetings yesterday, you guys….

Sorry not to get back sooner….

My internet service has been sluggish.

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=Merry, Merry Christmas, Everybody!!=

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Hope they’ve all asked for a salt-free meal on the plane.

Lot’s wife WAS in that line until the Morton guys showed up.

As a teensy boy, my older brother decided to drink some of the Great Salt Lake water then ensued on one of the first major gags and barfs of his life (not precisely the way dad told the story). So, he wouldn’t be in that line either. Merry Christmas all, and whatever to the rest of you.

Typical snail farewell: “Happy trails to you.”

Snails and slugs must hate Mormons.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.

That empty Salt Lake City aisle was funny!

Packrat John… Not intentional that my internet service has been moving at a snail’s pace… (and breaking off every couple of minutes).

Of course intentional to… well, you know, phrase it like that.

Unfortunately, I probably shell never change.

What? No check-in desk for Saltzburgh?