Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 10, 2016

As soon as it reaches the top and stays there.

Once you get all of that water up on the continents, it will run back down without Wind-born vapor to maintain it, and people will panic because they think that their cows and cars are destroying the world.

Somebody should write that down so we don’t forget it and act like idiots again.

sniff!sniff!

I love the smell of idiots in the morning!

Or as dung beetles say: " Different day, same old crap. "

The sad thing is that many readers will have to Google “Sisyphus” to understand this.

The last time I heard, the rock never reaches the top. That guy is snowing those college kids.

I don’t know about the Pizza, but your going to need a 36 pack cause you’ll be working for a while…

Tantalus is bringing the pizza.

Sissy Puss

Now that right there is a Pyramid Scheme…

Sisyphus (in reply): “Simple: when we get the stone to the top of the mountain, if it doesn’t roll right back down! You see, once that finally happens (if it ever were to happen!), the spell will be broken at last! I’ll thus be released back into the Heaven realms; and to Celebrate my Wondrous Fortune (at no longer having to do this!), I will treat all of you to all the Pizza and Beer you can eat!” The young ones look eye to eye — “Hey, I just remembered, my TV program comes on in 15 minutes!” “Same here; only it’s a radio program for me!” Stone rolls right back down (as it always does anyway!); Sisyphus is now right back where he began!

Ha! That’s great!