Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 21, 2016

What was that weird comic where a wolf was always trying to eat a zebra?

okay, so no zebra… how about antelope? what, no antelope either? what kind of butcher shop is this?!

Hullo, Zeeba Neighbuh!

You will have to catch it yourself, Poncho!

Poncho you need to team up with Larry Croc from PBS to get that Zebra :-)

Hey, we got some nice Palomino. Put some grill marks on it, you won’t know the difference.

Just get the beef, Poncho – tastes close enough to zebra.

(Not that I’ve ever tasted zebra)

How do you make a “Nog” out of meat?

Uggghhh .. Another Christmas with that old stanby… BeefNog :) Merry Christmas Poncho , Mr Giligan and all Pooch Cafe addicts!!!

Assuming he had it, how would Poncho PAY for it?

Poncho, you and Larry have to realize, Zebra meat is just a dream that you will never actualize. Probably tastes lousy anyway.