Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 06, 2017

Lightning

Lightening: “a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis.”

Did you learn that from Walt or one of your other 6 husbands?

Both of which you handle yourself, as well as the rain, ice storms, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc…

I thought lightening was made by Clairol

Very, very frightening.

I’ve seen enough marriages made in hell to not accept the “made in heaven” story.

Is that anything like shortening?

There can be enough friction in a relationship to create the lightning!