Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2016

So the C stands for Charlie, not Cleveland…well, that explains a lot about this season, AND why the ’08 Detroit Lions are so worried about their record.

“And next on the roster…a Miss Van Pelt…”

Charlie Brown on the Browns….thats better than with the Brownies….

Not if Lucy’s the holder.

Sad when Charlie isn’t the biggest clown on the team.

(cue The Coasters)

Don’t worry. Anyone who holds the ball will be unable to pull it away, for fear that Lucy will sue them for copyright infringement

My hero zero!

Maybe he could run fake punt plays for the Rams.

Good one, but poor Cleveland! I expect many heads to roll post-season. If they only had Bernie Kosar back.

Uh-oh…

And he probably could, so long as Lucy doesn’t hold the ball!

They are the Cleveland Browniest.

Aw, (pea)nuts!

Nothing wrong with the kicker, as long as he has a committed ball-holder. (He’s been looking to have his last one committed for years)