Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 11, 2016

almost set them straight you did, Vicar… almost

Now the Vicar will be liable for damages to the bar property..

You can’t sell very many tickets to a fight out in the open………… go inside so I can pass the collection plate……..

UnSEEMly, even…

Oye So they’ll be goin’ from unseemly to unseen then?Oh well done vicar,well done. I guess that DOES reduce street violence.?!

Is not the street (roadway), also pavement, in the UK?

But that said, “unseemly” really is the better word.

Forget the “ungainly/unseemly” issue, why in the world is the Vicar calling those two GENTLEMEN??!!!